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Find the disclaimer at the globally advertised news story, and in the dissertation for worldwide peace.


Legally speaking, my name is Rene Helmerichs.  I was born in Bremen, Germany, on 2 March 1977.  I am author of Story Of Loo posted at .  That story is highly offensive.  It names 10 doctors and countless other individuals.  The story began in 2012.  Tim Stanlick, senior minister for The International Mormon Community Of Christ Church, emailed local minister Matthew Swain with instructions to call the police and have me arrested if I emailed him again.  Fundamentally, a church cannot do that.  It goes against Matthew 5:25, but, moreover, the fact that I was only emailing them to advertise a book, designed to market a charity, to build a school... after having secured a publishing contract in June 2012 for the book... and suggested the idea to the Canadian Charities Directorate postmarked 5 May 2012... well, we can't say that this wasn't planned but we do know that the future is unwritten, so we CAN say that actions were set into motion for ensuing results that were not foreseen by professionals purporting to teach about a limitless state ruled by someone they call God.  Since, honestly, this story is unbeatable in Court Of Law, and the court of Canadian law has taken up the argument on behalf of The Mormon Community Of Christ, for the Canadian public, I am legally permitted to be called GOD by The Mormon Community Of Christ IN CANADA, and do expect that church to tithe ten percent of their total national revenue to the charity that the Canadian Charities Directorate denied on grounds that it was too large in scope for Canada to certify.  Dears, GOD IS... a charity case.  Look around, who wouldn't trade up one's mess and let higher mind drive for a few years knowing eternity is a real-time state, and therefore, with full ability to provide a life insurance plan of its own design to top anything any church on earth can possibly offer?  Specifically, tithing to any church on earth is directly against the tenets described in Deuteronomy, and THAT is what I'm after.

Call me "miracle man" and let the news eat the dissertation, and story.  We're on the same one side of law.  Remember that.

Find a 1 July 2018 Canada Day petition update at:

Or the now dated News Summary at



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